I’m a paranoid delusional crazy conspiracy theorist that has escaped from the psychiatric ward and I’m hiding out and living in my mommy’s basement. I’m also on the maximum dosage of Prozac, prescribed by my drug pusher, er doctor I mean, in order for me to function in this wonderful perfect society that we live in.
I think I’ll ask my doctor about this promising looking drug…
I just ordered a Weird Al Tin Foil Hat, should be here any day now. Can’t wait!
Off to take my buddy to the doctor, to get his Ritalin prescription re-filled, due to his Out of Control Hyperactivity Disorder & Enjoying Life Problem