CERN is currently in the process of cranking up the Large Hadron Collider — the largest machine man has ever built — to 13TeV, the highest known energy level humans have ever used in a particle collider experiment in known modern history.

What are they searching for? According to this hipster physicist in skinny jeans over at CERN, “things like dark matter, dark energy, super symmetry, quantum black holes, large extra dimensions”…

Everything you need to know about what CERN is doing can be summed up in the short statements of this CERN physicist at the LHC, which he finishes in a rather blasé tone with, “We don’t know what we’re going to find at 13 TeV at the LHC.”

Gee. Sounds great.

Dark Energy, Black Holes, Other Dimensions? CERN Scientist Sums up What They’re Doing at CERN